Tuesday, 14 June 2011

"Online" dating catastrophe

Soooooo yes the online dating experiment proved to be quite enlightening and disasterous all at the same time. We started with the potential "perfect" girl profile, you know skinny blonde adventurous slut type without a profile pic..................3 pages of perverted messages in 24 hours, man you sluts don't have to work too hard haha. It was amazing how many guys continually messaged us after no response or being verbally shut down for example after one guy sent us a pic of his ugly discolored little I guess you could say dong and us replying with "I want that as far away from me as possible" he still continued to ask when we were free. So after a few days we decided to put a profile pic up of a so called unattractive female type and still the perverted messages didn't stop however we did get quite a few funny ones regarding if the picture was real lol.  Lets face it ladies at one point or another we all have a scratch that needs some good itching but seriously men, does "I wanna stick it in ya" work at ALL for ya???? Us ladies aren't interested in a creepy stranger hiding behind a screen we know absolutely nothing about or the goods they carry. 

Lets face it if we have a scratch that needs itching that bad, we know how to do it our selves. The most interesting discovery was the fact that both of us at some point have had a serious profile of our own on this site and how many guys that had messaged us personally also messaged our fake girl with the exact same lines hmmmmmm you guys are real choosy.

So because we didn't want to be man haters we also made a "perfect" man profile (we did not respond to anyone on this one) and well it took a while before we got some interest. However the interest that we recieved was FAR more serious then our girl profile and FAR less frequent. We will admit we did get a couple perverted messages from women but lets just compare the 2 to a mouse and an elephant, or a mole to a mountain, blade of grass to a tree take your pick.

So what this experiment taught us about online dating was:
1. Men on this site don't really seem to have a standard just any women that responds will do
2. Men are far more inclined to ask for intimate encounters without any class, whatsoever then women are
3. There are far more available men then women............but no good men so beware ladies free online dating is full of scum bags

We do know some people that have met great partners from online dating but lets face it they're the exception. The ones who are actually serious about meeting someone don't stay on those sites long.

Happy fishing people ;)

till next time ......we'll try to make it  sooner:)

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